Saturday, June 28, 2008

Diablo III Cinematic Trailer

Every now and then you see an epic movie or trailer, or epic game trailer, and it doesn't matter what actually happens in the movie or game, but they bust out the Indian Hymnal / African Tribal music mix. Nothing works better.

Here is the word for word script of the Diablo III cinematic trailer just released on Blizzard's site.

http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/

"It has been said..."

Warped buzzing starts up in the background. The begining of our cultural experience.

"That in the end of all things..."

More convuluted snake dancing flute music.

"You find a new beginning..." (roll eyes)

hhheeeeeeeeeEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH

"But as the shadow crawls once again across our world"

Crow squawk.
A little bongo tapping.
HHHEEYHEYHHYYEEEEE

"And the stench of terror drifts on a bitter wind"

UUHHHOOUUHOOYYEEAAAAHEEEYYYY

"People pray for strength and guidancOOOOAA HEEYYAAYYYAAA

Heavy tribal bongos come in
"They should pray for the mercy of a quick death"

OOHHEEEEYYY HEEEEYYYYYYYY

"I've seen what the darkness hides." (sigh)

HEEEEYYYyaaaaeeeeeeyaaa

(BUMBU BUMBU BU)

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEAAAAAA

Uhheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey

UHHYAAHAYHAYHAYHAYHahayahehayhayeakdhkanfkjnaahsiuhiw

new girl, breathing hard "I... think it's safe here..." (You've got to be kidding me)

I'm not going to rant. I could, but, really, who can't. No one likes cliches, I don't need to go into it. This shit blew my brain.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

say what you want about the trailer, but that game is going to be so damn good it'll blow some brains.